--The_finisher
Being the Chronicles of Ivy, The Finisher, Put-Upon Mistress to the Dark Lord Vickie!
Dear Diary,
K! So! Vickie is all in my grill and stuff about not wanting to go back to the boat and get my things. And I kinda undertood that and all. For Lo, who really wants to step into that heat! I mean seriously! Do you know the kinda frizz that would put in my fantabulous, sleek, chique hair! I mean, I totally spent like three hours on it this morning! Nevermind the entire evening where it was all up in papers and stuff. For Lo, dude! Beauty is pain. So, step off!
But still, there are certain kinds of pain that will undo beauty rather than enhance it. Stepping into the firey inferno is only something I want to do when I meet the Nameless One, K? Thanx.
So!
I'm all like, "K," to Vickie and besides, I totally still had all my second round of shopping with me and stuff. So I'm like, totally ready to beat feet outta there. So I'm all, "You know my skin can't take this heat, Vickie. So, let's, like, you know, scram!"
So, like before, you know, he was dragging me to the boat, now I'm, like, totally dragging him. No, seriously! I have no intention of sticking around a fire that's only going to undo all the pain I went through to look so hella fine. No, really.
Just then! The captain's crying that he's going to leave the dock. So I turn to Vickie with a grin that might have done the sun an injustice, if, you know, I cared. And I'm all like, "We can haz outta here, Vickie!"
And with a little squee of delight, I skipped toward the boat. I totally hope Vickie's following me, For Lo! That would be embarrassing to explain to Daddy Dukie. No, really! You've never met daddy in a bad mood ... oh, wait. You've been with me since I was like eight, haven't you, Diary? Yeah, maybe you do know ... yeah ... so, let's try to avoid making him mad, Kthanxbye!!11
Dear Diary,
K! So! Vickie is all in my grill and stuff about not wanting to go back to the boat and get my things. And I kinda undertood that and all. For Lo, who really wants to step into that heat! I mean seriously! Do you know the kinda frizz that would put in my fantabulous, sleek, chique hair! I mean, I totally spent like three hours on it this morning! Nevermind the entire evening where it was all up in papers and stuff. For Lo, dude! Beauty is pain. So, step off!
But still, there are certain kinds of pain that will undo beauty rather than enhance it. Stepping into the firey inferno is only something I want to do when I meet the Nameless One, K? Thanx.
So!
I'm all like, "K," to Vickie and besides, I totally still had all my second round of shopping with me and stuff. So I'm like, totally ready to beat feet outta there. So I'm all, "You know my skin can't take this heat, Vickie. So, let's, like, you know, scram!"
So, like before, you know, he was dragging me to the boat, now I'm, like, totally dragging him. No, seriously! I have no intention of sticking around a fire that's only going to undo all the pain I went through to look so hella fine. No, really.
Just then! The captain's crying that he's going to leave the dock. So I turn to Vickie with a grin that might have done the sun an injustice, if, you know, I cared. And I'm all like, "We can haz outta here, Vickie!"
And with a little squee of delight, I skipped toward the boat. I totally hope Vickie's following me, For Lo! That would be embarrassing to explain to Daddy Dukie. No, really! You've never met daddy in a bad mood ... oh, wait. You've been with me since I was like eight, haven't you, Diary? Yeah, maybe you do know ... yeah ... so, let's try to avoid making him mad, Kthanxbye!!11