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= (CRP) A Changing of the Guard

--Brother_corwynn


Corwynn saw something odd, and it took several seconds for his brain to accept what he was seeing.

He blinked his eyes, and it was still there. Damn.

"Richard... Going down the gangplank and into the port....do you recognize that...odd...little woman?"


--Richard.grimthorn
Grimthorn looked off in the direction of the gangplank. His shoulders visibly slumped when he realized what Corwynn was talking about ... or rather whom. He sighed heavily. "That is The Finisher. I rather hope this dismal port is her destination." He glanced at the quiet town of Liverpool and realized the only damage an agent of chaos could perform here would be minimal at best. Not The Finisher's style. "Though, somehow," said Grimthorn continuing, "I highly doubt it."

--Brother_corwynn


"I have a degree of skill at writing letters that appear to be from someone else," explained Corwynn, "Perhaps a note to the local Constable would get miss Finisher held over for questioning for long enough that we could get away from shore sans her company?"

--Richard.grimthorn
"It might work," said Grimthorn, nodding slowly. "But only for a little while. There is no way her incarceration would last for long, I'm afraid. Lawmen are usually just that ... men. I don't think you have any idea what The Finisher's methods usually entail." He grimmaced and shuddered a bit before explaining as much as he could with as few words as possible. "She's one to, shall we say, play with her food. She'll be on the very next boat out of here."

--Brother_corwynn


Corwynn nodded... "Fair point you make. And yet, even if she is on the VERY next boat to Eire...it will not in fact be our boat."

--Richard.grimthorn
A slow smile formed at the corners of Grimthorn's mouth and cascaded into a full maniacle grin. "I do like the way you think, Brother!" He placed a friendly hand on Corwynn's shoulder and headed for the gangplank.

"Let's fetch some parchment, shall we?"

--Brother_corwynn


Corwynn worried away at the parchment for a few minutes, sensing probable impatience on Richard's part, but these things took time.




"To the constable of Liverpool greetings.

I am investigating multiple murders here in Holywell, and they all point to a young woman named Ivy. She is nick-named the finisher. She is very much faster with dagger draw cuts than any woman should be.

Do NOT let her escape Liverpool

Do NOT fail to search her thoroughly

Do NOT underestimate her.

Holywell will pay for transport of the prisoner back to our jurisdiction. I recommend multiple guards. And a Gag.

^#$%@$ Constable, Holywell




Corwynn looked up, very pleased with himself and handed Richard the letter to examine.

--Richard.grimthorn
Grimthorn read over Corwynn's words upon the parchment and actually giggled with conspiratorial delight as he finished reading. "Well done, Brother! With skill like this, you would have been a great asset on my side of the world!"

He read the parchment again and grinned widely before handing it back to Corwynn to send via a pigeon to the local constable. "I must say, I had no idea the side of good was so delightfully ... evil!" Admiration laced his tone.

--The_finisher
Being the Further Chronicles of Ivy, The Finisher, Failed Haggler of the Liverpool Bay Area ... amongst other Epic Failures.

'K, so, like, there I was sitting outside that shop where I saw the Cutest Corset Known To Womankind ... tell me you do remember the corset, don't you?! OMJ, Diary, you have a serious lack of attention span! For lo! It was all Black as the New Moon Night with lacings dyed in this
tres-cool color of pink that would fry the eye sockets of anyone who dared gaze upon the uber-beauty of The Finisher! Forlorn! I, the Mistress of the Night, could not, in fact, afford it! Sob!

I think I need to ask Dukie to increase my allowance .... again .....

So I was all sitting on a bench outside the store all emo and stuff when this broad shouldered guy wearing a chainmail halberg and a breastplate like totally blocks out the light of the morning sun. Not that I minded him blocking the sun. For The Finisher's pale skin does not, in fact, enjoy the sunlight, at all. But still, it was the principle of the thing. And still, his breastplate was so shiney that the sun he did block was reflected back at me anyway. Dude, I mean, seriously. He must spend like hours in the backroom of whatever hole he lives in polishing that piece of iron to get it to look like that. I wondered what he was compensating for. I mean, he clearly didn't have a girl. So, I'm all put off and stuff by his mere presence and I totally had that bench first. So, I put on my toughest voice and stood up straight so my assets were like all in his face and stuff and I'm all, "What the Hell, like, are benches in Liverpool a comodity now?"

And he's all, "Are you Ivy?"

And I'm like, "Uhm, ye-ah! But it's The Finisher to you, tin can."

And he goes, "I'm the constable of Liverpool and I have a few questions for you."

So I stand and get in his face and go, "Well, go ahead and ask them, coP," I said popping the 'P' just to annoy him.

And he's like, "I have to take you to the Bailiwick, miss."

I pushed one hip out and pouted up at him. "No, you don't" I said to him.

And he's all, "Yes, I do."

And I'm all, "No, you don't."

And he goes, "Yes I do."

At this point, it's a game, so I grin and go, "No, you don't, coP," popping the 'P' again.

That's when he totally spoiled my fun by saying, "Enough." I probably pouted a little more at him.

So I go, "You gotta warrent? coP?"

And he's like, "Yeah," and pulls out a couple pieces of paper.

So I totally get in his face while I take the papers from him. The first one was a letter saying I killed some guys in Holywell. Which, you know, I totally didn't. The letter totally framed yours truly, damsel of complete innocence (for once). Yeah, I know!! I'm sooo not kidding. Who would do that?! But I didn't have time to think about that then, because at that moment, I realized the second piece of paper was, actually, a warrent.

Epic fail!

I thrust the papers back at the constable's gut and would have totally left him breathless except he was wearing that over-compensating breastplate of his. And I'm all, "The letter is lying, coP."

But it was no use, for he put me in shackles and began marching me to the bailiwick. Yeah, I know! I totally have better uses for shackles. But, Whatever! So, now I'm sitting in this dumb, smelly, gruesome jail cell waiting for the copper to come back here. Maybe some feminine wiles would get him to let me go?

Ugh, Total epic fail.

Dukie is so going to kill me.


--Deacon_allan_brightpoint


Allan set down his tea, which was nearly gone. The idea to pre-order some scones and jam and tea to be delivered at ten bells was brilliant. A lovely evening transformed into restful sleep and an excellent wake-up.

He looked across the small table at Destini

"Shall we go topside and find out how fast we'll be shipping to Eire?"

Destini
She smiled across the table to Allan and took her hand from his before placing the napkin from her lap onto the plate that now contained only crumbs. "Aye, she agreed.

It felt like this would be a lovely day. The rain had stopped sometime in the night, though when, exactly, she wasn't sure. She'd slept far too deeply and too well. She cast another smile to Allan as she tugged on her shoes.

"We should also see to Richard an' Corwynn," she said as she tied her laces. "I do hope they havenae gotten into any trouble o'er the eve."
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--Deacon_allan_brightpoint


As the pair made their way up to the deck and out into the breezy late morning, Allan heard Richard and Corwynn cackling hysterically about something. By Jay, those two looked more happy and pleased with themselves that he and Destini did. Hmm...

He turned to Destini, pointing at the laughing men and said, "Now what do you suppose they are laughing so hard about, all smug looking and such?"



Destini
The sight of Richard and Corwynn laughing together definitely wasn't what she had expected when she had suggested she and Allan ensure that the two men hadn't gotten into trouble during the night. She shook her head slowly from side to side in wonder. "I donae know," she admitted to Allan.

"Richard, Brother Corwynn," called Destini to the two men. "Would ye care to share with the rest o' us?"
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--Brother_corwynn


Corwynn's eyes literally sparkled with mischief as he saw tell-tale signs that little sleep had come to pass in the port-side guest quarters. "Finally awake and about,are we? Well then, Better Fiesta than Siesta, eh?

So I really need to tell you the most amazing thing that has happened in just ages..."


Corwynn paused to make sure it all sunk in

"O wait... for you lot, probably the second most amazing thing in ages, but I digress."


Brother Corwynn winked at Brightpoint and looked knowingly at Richard

"So. I must applaud the sheer brilliance of Apprentice Grimthorn, who this day has assisted with an enormous milestone towards our ongoing safety!!"
This last was said with the air of a person announcing holiday was here ten days early with a large gold bonus attached.

Destini
Destini blushed bright crimson and turned to Allan, hoping he would know how to handle Corwynn. She'd never seen the brother in this kind of mood before and was far more accustomed to being in the background and watching or helping quietly on the side rather than being the center of attention.

"Allan ..." was all she could think to say.
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