David.c
For the first time in about a week there was a crowd of people in David's Liverpool tavern, Dead Mans Drink. The drink was flowing and Dave was making a nice profit. People were buying rounds for each other, and David was getting drunk quickly. It didn't take long for all of his worries to drift away. Jokes were being told around the table, and somebody eventually said, "Eh Davey, why's it you're not married yet?" And that question stayed in David's head for some time. It was there until he went to bed at night, and it was there when he woke up. Another night it came up again and David laughed, "I'll just marry the first girl whose name I hear!" Then somebody shouted, "Elizza!"
David stuck with that name and went out to do some research. It turns out there was a lady named Elizza! Somewhat new to England, so no doubt if David married her it might lead to some nasty rumors... But that was perfect! David loved nasty rumors! That's why he had so many Haj damned affiliates, to see if people would start accusing him of cloning! He let out a laugh and ran back to his office at Dead Mans and began writing a letter to the lass named Elizza.
Dearest Lassy, Elizza,
Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year and... I am not sure where to go from there. Anyhow, dearest lady, I am Ser David Merrick, a Hedge Knight of the prestigious House Calamore. I have heard of your exploits throughout my travels and I dare say, you are an amazing woman! Now, I don't mean to brag, but I am an amazing man. I fought beside Robinhood and his Merry Men at Kirkcudbright back in October, I robbed the Duke of Galloway, I lead the Fuiteach Laoch on a long campaign lasting half a year! I founded an army, I verbally fought the Westmorland Territorial Forces and forced their Knight Commander to resign! It should be noted that I, Ser David, am an amazing man. I could ramble on about my exploits for a long long year, however, I do not mean to bore you dear lady. I want to ask for your hand in marriage!
Waiting Lus- Eagerly,
Ser David
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Former Saighdear| Reaver Companion| House Calamore| Hedge Knight
David stuck with that name and went out to do some research. It turns out there was a lady named Elizza! Somewhat new to England, so no doubt if David married her it might lead to some nasty rumors... But that was perfect! David loved nasty rumors! That's why he had so many Haj damned affiliates, to see if people would start accusing him of cloning! He let out a laugh and ran back to his office at Dead Mans and began writing a letter to the lass named Elizza.
Dearest Lassy, Elizza,
Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year and... I am not sure where to go from there. Anyhow, dearest lady, I am Ser David Merrick, a Hedge Knight of the prestigious House Calamore. I have heard of your exploits throughout my travels and I dare say, you are an amazing woman! Now, I don't mean to brag, but I am an amazing man. I fought beside Robinhood and his Merry Men at Kirkcudbright back in October, I robbed the Duke of Galloway, I lead the Fuiteach Laoch on a long campaign lasting half a year! I founded an army, I verbally fought the Westmorland Territorial Forces and forced their Knight Commander to resign! It should be noted that I, Ser David, am an amazing man. I could ramble on about my exploits for a long long year, however, I do not mean to bore you dear lady. I want to ask for your hand in marriage!
Waiting Lus- Eagerly,
Ser David
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Former Saighdear| Reaver Companion| House Calamore| Hedge Knight